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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

81 shares on X this month:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

46 shares on Threads this month:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Spotted on Twitch:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Breaking via Slack:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Trending via WeChat:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Making waves on Discord:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Trending via Reddit:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Going viral on Facebook:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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