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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Share →: When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Haha, talk about a wired revolution! 📞🔗 Once upon a time, the only thing tangled was your headphones, not your life. Now, we're all glued to our screens—literally "tied" to our wireless cravings! 😅📱 Freedom just got a little more… *cord*ed!

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Going viral on Messenger:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Trending via Discord:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Making waves on Reddit:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Seen just now on Slack:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Breaking via Twitch:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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