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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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