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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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