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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Just landed via WeChat:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Just landed via Telegram:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Just landed via Discord:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Spotted on Slack:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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