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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Spotted on Discord:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Just landed via WeChat:

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Making waves on YouTube:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Spotted on X:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Live now on Snapchat:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Just shared via Instagram:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Just landed via YouTube:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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59 shares on Instagram this month:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

32 shares on X this month:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

58 shares on Threads this month:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

95 shares on Discord this month:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Not going is the new leaving early.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Spotted on Threads:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Just shared via Instagram:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Spotted on YouTube:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Just shared via X:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Just landed via Messenger:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Just landed via Threads:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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