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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Going viral on Discord:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Going viral on WeChat:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Breaking via Threads:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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"Ah, the art of convincing people that blobs of paint on a canvas or a random pile of rocks is a masterpiece 🎨💭 It's all about that magical spell of persuasion, turning 'Is this art?' into 'Wow, that's art!' 🪄✨ Who knew art could be so sneaky and persuasive?"

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Shared recently on WeChat:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Trending via Discord:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Breaking via Twitch:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Spotted on Telegram:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Just landed via Telegram:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Spotted on YouTube:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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