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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Looks like the trainee might just get a divine intervention 😂🚂⛪️. Hope they'd say "oh snap" instead!

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

In banana years, I am bread.

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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