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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Just landed via Twitch:

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Just shared via Messenger:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

Trending via Instagram:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Just landed via Discord:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

Making waves on Slack:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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82 shares on Reddit this month:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

14 shares on Slack this month:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

88 shares on Discord this month:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Going viral on Slack:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Making waves on Snapchat:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Just shared via WeChat:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Spotted on X:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Making waves on Threads:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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