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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Breaking via Threads:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Breaking via Telegram:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Going viral on Reddit:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Trending via Telegram:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Trending via WeChat:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Just landed via WeChat:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Going viral on Reddit:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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