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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Spreading quickly via X:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Just landed via Threads:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Live now on Slack:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Going viral on Instagram:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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77 shares on Twitch this month:

We decided to have money instead of children.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

78 shares on Telegram this month:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

95 shares on Threads this month:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Going viral on WeChat:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

Making waves on Instagram:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Just shared via Twitch:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Shared recently on Discord:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Just landed via Instagram:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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