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Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Seen just now on Discord:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Trending via Telegram:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Making waves on Slack:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Spotted on TikTok:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Just landed via X:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Live now on Messenger:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Going viral on Snapchat:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Shared recently on Instagram:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Spotted on Slack:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Reported on WhatsApp:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Trending via Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Just shared via Discord:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Breaking via X:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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