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Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Shared recently on Discord:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Making waves on Slack:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Going bananas on Telegram:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Just landed via YouTube:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Going bananas on Messenger:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Going viral on TikTok:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Making waves on Messenger:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Making waves on Facebook:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Trending via Snapchat:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Just shared via Pinterest:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Just landed via Facebook:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Trending via YouTube:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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