Funny unhooking quotes

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.