Funny UNO quotes

59 shares on Instagram this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

42 shares on Discord this month:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

60 shares on Discord this month:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.