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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Just shared via Twitch:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Going bananas on Slack:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Just landed via YouTube:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

Spotted on X:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Shared recently on Threads:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Freshly posted on Threads:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Funny unpaid quotes

Funny unpaid quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when effort meets zero paycheck 💸😂 Whether it’s freelancing fails or unpaid favors, these witty lines capture the struggle with a smile 😅✨ Ready to laugh off that unpaid hustle? Let’s dive into the lighter side of working for free and turn frustration into fun! 🎉💼🤣

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Social Media Stars ⭐

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

56 shares on Twitch this month:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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My love language is being sent money.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Making waves on Twitch:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Going viral on Reddit:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Making waves on Instagram:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Trending via Slack:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Making waves on Facebook:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Making waves on X:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Spotted on Snapchat:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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