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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Making waves on Facebook:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Going viral on X:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Just landed via Telegram:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Live now on TikTok:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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