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  • Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the age-old mystery of women and snoring finally explained! ๐Ÿคฃ Maybe it's just their vocal cords getting ready for a whole new day of non-stop talking and laughing! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜‚