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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Just landed via Telegram:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Trending via YouTube:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Making waves on YouTube:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Spotted on X:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Seen just now on Slack:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Trending via Slack:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Reported on Instagram:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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