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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Trending via Threads:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Spotted on Pinterest:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Seen just now on Slack:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Making waves on Messenger:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Seen just now on Facebook:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Going viral on Threads:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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46 shares on Twitch this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

78 shares on Threads this month:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Spotted on Facebook:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Just shared via WeChat:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Making waves on TikTok:

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

Spotted on Discord:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Spotted on Telegram:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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