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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Making waves on TikTok:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Seen just now on Threads:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Live now on Messenger:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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