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You might say the 'b' in 'subtle' is a *silent partner* 🤫😂
305 Funny wordplay quotes
Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!
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Labubu?! Bless you! Who knew sneezes came with naming rights! 🤧😂
The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.
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Looks like I might need a sidekick called 'Adult Supervision Man' to keep me out of trouble! 😂🦸♂️🔍
I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.
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Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞
It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.
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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕
Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.
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Well, at least my "non-bowling" shoes don't come with a warranty against banana peel mishaps 😂👟🍌
Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.
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Here we go again with the same old crap 💩😂 deja vu more like deja poo!
A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.
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When a circle needs a therapist but just ends up going in circles! 🌀😂
Due to unforeskin circumcistances …
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Looks like someone really cut to the chase! ✂️🤣
Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.
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Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂