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Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞
302 Funny wordplay quotes
It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.
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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕
Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.
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Well, at least my "non-bowling" shoes don't come with a warranty against banana peel mishaps 😂👟🍌
Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.
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Here we go again with the same old crap 💩😂 deja vu more like deja poo!
A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.
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When a circle needs a therapist but just ends up going in circles! 🌀😂
Due to unforeskin circumcistances …
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Looks like someone really cut to the chase! ✂️🤣
Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.
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Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂
Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.
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Lil Labubu is getting a first-class upgrade from the crying queue to the shopping spree aisle! 🛍️✈️😆
Starting to think business is standing on me.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the CEO or just the office chair 🪑🤣
Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.
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Talk about a chocolate factory malfunction 🍫😅🚧