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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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