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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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