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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Share →: Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Reported on Slack:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Shared recently on X:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Going viral on Telegram:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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