Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Commentary:
🤣 “Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.” 🚗💨 Well, looks like we’re not taking the scenic route, we’re going straight to Regretsville with a quick stop at Shame Avenue! Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride through Memory Lane! 😂 #GuiltyAsCharged

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