Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.