Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!