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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.