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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

I drive like I’m immortal.

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

The future is buffering.

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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