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  • Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.
  • It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.
  • Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.
  • Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
  • Did we do it, did we save the daylight?
  • You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.