Girls are perverts when they like you.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.