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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Looks like God was dreaming big with the ultimate snooze button! 😴✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beautiful, concept, creation, God, humor, sleep on Sep 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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