God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:When the universe says 'shop till you drop,' but your wallet says 'drop till you stop' ๐๏ธ๐ ๐ธ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you. I love when someone is like โIโm funny because I have trauma and itโs a coping mechanismโ and itโs like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but youโre not funny!” Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone. โYouโre a flirt!โ God forbid a girl has good communication skills. โYouโre so quick to cut someone off!โ God forbid a girl actually has self-respect. God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed. “You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.