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Well, looks like even the Almighty has some bureaucracy to deal with! 📝😅 Just imagine God sitting behind a desk, sipping celestial coffee, and reviewing paperwork for 'divine interventions'. #HeavenlyRedTape

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Last night’s dream could have been an email.

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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