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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.