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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Witty quote about divine bureaucracy and humorously strict celestial procedures.

Commentary:
Well, looks like even the Almighty has some bureaucracy to deal with! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜… Just imagine God sitting behind a desk, sipping celestial coffee, and reviewing paperwork for 'divine interventions'. #HeavenlyRedTape


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