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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?