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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.