Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you really rose to the occasion πβπ Related Funny Posts π€ You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? You give my middle finger an erection. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.