Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Come on, karma, do your job.