Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.