Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.
  • Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
  • Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.
  • Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
  • When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.