Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the elusive and rare human manifestation of a headache, talkative, demanding, and ever-present. 🤯💆♂️ Beware, approach with caution, and keep aspirin close by at all times!"
New Funny Quotes ✨
Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.
26 minutes ago
Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.
15 hours ago
Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.
15 hours ago
Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.
15 hours ago