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"Ah, yes, the elusive and rare human manifestation of a headache, talkative, demanding, and ever-present. 🤯💆‍♂️ Beware, approach with caution, and keep aspirin close by at all times!"

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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I woke up alive again.

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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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