Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.