Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.