Hawk o the mornin tuah

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic hawk awakens with a squawk and a cup of coffee! 🦅☕️ Clearly a creature with refined taste in morning rituals! #MorningHawkGoals

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