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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

79 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

95 shares on X this month:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

62 shares on Slack this month:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Spotted on Messenger:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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