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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.