He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Commentary:
Well, Your Honor, at that rate, he could probably write the next Great American Novel in just under 3 minutes! 📝💨 Or maybe he’s just auditioning for the world record in pen-clicking – the real unsung hero of office life! 🏆😂

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