Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever. Commentary:"Who needs brakes when your swag is on autopilot mode? 😎🚫⛔️ Ride on, fearless Heelys enthusiast, ride on! 🛹 #Swagalicious" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. What is rizz if not swag persevering?! I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me. Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen? Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.
