Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides foreve… Commentary:"Who needs brakes when your swag is on autopilot mode? 😎🚫⛔️ Ride on, fearless Heelys enthusiast, ride on! 🛹 #Swagalicious" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. What is rizz if not swag persevering?! I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me. Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul. Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?