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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides foreve…

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides foreve…

Commentary:
"Who needs brakes when your swag is on autopilot mode? 😎🚫⛔️ Ride on, fearless Heelys enthusiast, ride on! 🛹 #Swagalicious"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confidence, forever, fun, Heelys, humor, ride, skate, swag on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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