Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHeelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this? Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. These aliens are taking forever.