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🕵️♂️ “Ah, the secret to being a top spy in Britain is by being super sneaky…or not! 🕵️♂️ Introducing the master of undercover subtlety with the most unforgettable catchphrase: ‘Smith, John Smith, in case you needed a reminder!’ 😂 Who needs a disguise when you’ve got a signature introduction like that? Classic spy humor at its finest!”
Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.
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