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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Making waves on Facebook:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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