Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight. Commentary:Looks like Mercury missed the memo about being a planet and decided to try out for a horror movie instead! 🌌👻🔮 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again. Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself. Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse. Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim. My bank account is also in retrograde.
