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Mar 21, 2026

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Playful text about Mercury retrograde sounding ominously demonic and intense.

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Looks like Mercury missed the memo about being a planet and decided to try out for a horror movie instead! 🌌👻🔮

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