Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.