Home is where you trust the toilet seats. Commentary:"Home is where you trust the toilet seats…and that's when you know you've found true love and comfort! 🏡💕 Just be sure to give your toilet seat a little pep talk every now and then for good measure! 😄🚽 #HomeSweetHome" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Home is where you trust the toilet seat. If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds. I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home. Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day. At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”