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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.