How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs. Commentary:"Who needs organs anyway? 🤷♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had. A flat stomach is one of the best accessories. I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic. Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now? If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.