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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.