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  • Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
  • Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.
  • My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.
  • The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.
  • If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.
  • Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.