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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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