Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.
  • Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.
  • A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
  • Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
  • Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
  • I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.