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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Commentary:
"Leaving a note suggesting a future showdown with a parked car? 🚗😂 That's one way to keep the other vehicles in line! Just hope they don't take it as a challenge. 😆 #ParkingWars"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, accidentally, car, driving, hit, humor, i, irony, joke, left, mishap, next, note, parked, parked car, time, warning on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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