I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.