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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.