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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.