I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run… Commentary:"Who needs cardio when you can have a spiritual awakening, am I right? 🏃♂️🙏 #runninglateforheaven" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.