I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!” Posted onJan 25, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs cardio when you can have a spiritual awakening, am I right? 🏃♂️🙏 #runninglateforheaven" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.