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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run…

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run…

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"Who needs cardio when you can have a spiritual awakening, am I right? 🏃‍♂️🙏 #runninglateforheaven"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, exercise, fitness, humor, i, ID, Jesus, life, motivation, out of shape, right, run, shape, someone, today on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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